Statutory warning: this post is not for the faint hearted,readers discretion is advised!
After an 8 hour long bus journey from delhi to jalandhar , you are under immense bowel pressure!
you reach the hostel walking awkwardly,trying not to let it out..its all runny and emphatic.
As soon as you reach your hostel corridor..the pressure increases 7 folds!..you cant hold any longer
instead ov opening your room you rush to the toilet! you open the door and woah!!..you see the audacious one
you are face to face with it..it stares right through your baffled eyes!..the audacious crap smiling at you suavely..
you are hypnotized for a moment..but the pressure is just unbearable..you cant go back,you cant go in,for the audacious
is guarding the toilet pan!..you try the next doors..but its there again..constantly reminding you ov the fact that..you can run from it
but never hide from it...you try to pull yourself back but the audacious has already impregnated you with its offspring!..
you try upstairs, you meet it again..with a grin on its face..no choice you are left with..you sit over it and excrete..
the happy audacious one rises,it grows stronger..you want to flush it..but the charm is too much to handle..
you leave it..and once again the audacious one persists..he wins the war as it has done since time immemorial!
all hail the audacious turd!!! X)
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
GeNeSis
burnt...
funeral to the obsolete ,human structure
charred to ashes in an electric furnace
obliterated the old philosophy
born in this igneous womb
is a doctrine of new hope
metamorphosis is the slogan
mechanization is the religion
Oil emulates your blood
metal supersedes flesh
an epidemic seeped into every being
what was once living is now a thing
immortality is the superlative gain
lacerated soul,a humble bargain
slowly changing to a pulseless machine
emotions and conscience have long perished
devoid of all dreams,no more tears,just a vacuum
lies of selfless sacrifice are redundant now..
wars are imminent,no escape from it
armored flesh can bear the strain..
fractured morals dissolve all pain!
welcome to this new age..
where men and machine coalesce..
welcome to this new age..
where mortality is a fatal disease...
funeral to the obsolete ,human structure
charred to ashes in an electric furnace
obliterated the old philosophy
born in this igneous womb
is a doctrine of new hope
metamorphosis is the slogan
mechanization is the religion
Oil emulates your blood
metal supersedes flesh
an epidemic seeped into every being
what was once living is now a thing
immortality is the superlative gain
lacerated soul,a humble bargain
slowly changing to a pulseless machine
emotions and conscience have long perished
devoid of all dreams,no more tears,just a vacuum
lies of selfless sacrifice are redundant now..
wars are imminent,no escape from it
armored flesh can bear the strain..
fractured morals dissolve all pain!
welcome to this new age..
where men and machine coalesce..
welcome to this new age..
where mortality is a fatal disease...
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